Why didn't Gandalf send the eagles to drop the ring in the volcano? Because they would drop it in the goddamn ocean that is why.

Chicken ascending a challenging incline.

A crab cosplays as geodude

Nikola Tesla punching a melon.

A demon shooting Mediterranean salad out of his eyes

Nerd with a pickle for a body exhausted after a particularly enthusiastic "session" with his love pillow.