Approved!

A homosexually-inclined sword.

A blind, jaded jazzman mentors a young Selena Gomez.

A beautiful tombstone is put up in remembrance of Wiffles, a gentle and caring family pet that died while attempting to be a human.

A small child discovers his mother's self-written, autobiographical erotica when logging on the computer.

Charmander takes a summer job as the assistant librarian, but burns all the books accidently.

A close up of beads of semen situated on a woman's chest.

My mother.

Hitler points at airplanes in the sky.

A young woman eats snails but realizes promptly that she is, in fact, a snail herself and has devoured her parents.

A fat, Japanese sumo wrestler with a chick's head arrives at his favorite fighting venue; target.

A panicked Pamela Anderson wonders where were children are after they left to pick up milk 5 hours ago.