A piece of shit simultaneously robs at gunpoint and professes his love for a kitchen sink, which has been left dripping.

A lightning storm swears vengeance against Asian babies.

Green Tyrannosaurus thinks he's pretty bad-ass while sitting on a bicycle without any pedals.

A deformed maple syrup bottle whose face is on it's torso celebrates losing it's hands and feet. There is a small red penis on it's head.

A green octopus with extremely large, circular black eyes enjoys becoming sexually involved with human women and hurting their feelings.

A bald rapist wearing goggles drags a child with only 2 extremely thick hairs along behind him.

Doctor Victor is angry with Doctor Doom