Sonic The Hedgehog: The Game: The Movie: The Game: The Script

Hitler attempts to arrest a fox with a decent attempt at English. The fox, though viably upset, is taking it rather well.

The sun is full of infinite orange juice

Uhhh... I gotta go.

An African-American atheist

This zombie is telling me that he wants "huss" instead of brains.

Kermit the Frog admits his failings

Man, he's cool

A man commits suicide due to confusion over the words "hanged" and "hung."

"...And, nothing himself, beholds Nothing that is not there and the nothing that is." - Wallace Stephens

You know, I am handling my child's funeral better than I expected.

Eric Cartman + Makuhita + Shiva = ???