"Duh, of course I have a girlfriend! She's right here.... on my paper... </3"

A man in a speedo&tie with strangely large nipples, shooting his gun like it's nobody's business because this is the true meaning of freedom

Everything is prohibited here

"Hello, Yes this is Jesus."

Oh wait, that's right. You didn't check yourself before you shreked yourself.

A naked chingsta smoking a carrot, clearly not giving a damn.

Kony holding the word 'Gun.'

Bandit lizard with a knife takes none of your shit.

A sad misunderstood child cries in the corner out of loneliness.

A black chick holding two zombie bodies. She is at peace.

A man who just saw his first kitten

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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