A scorned samurai goes to cut through a heart, only to find it's already been broken in half

an old bubblegum man is severely disappointed in his pebble

the stay puft marshmallow man sumo wrestles his evil twin

a butch lesbian with no shirt on looks in the mirror and sees herself as a skinny boy with a tail

a man shopping for purses

a really, really, hot rat.

two ghosts are practicing magic but all they can do is shoot slinkys out of their hands. one ghost says, "this is boring"

three turds on a purple street

fidel castro giving the gettysburg address

a duck has a gun. but he has no appendages to pick the gun up with

leap frog

a crying balloon flies farther and farther away from the only life it has ever known