A turtle riding upon a beautiful Pegasus through Asgard as Thor and Loki look on in wonder. Odin races the turtle as they are good friends.

Dead black baby loves Nigera and Jaffa Cakes.

One Direction starring in The Human Centipede.

Bear loves to hump tree. Tree good.

Cabbage fighting with a carrot over a woman with the most magnificent breasts I have ever viewed.

Hulk yelling at a badger to move away from the shop window where a TV is playing porn.

Rasta man singing a rasta song!

Satan has terrible birthday parties. No one shows up and then his mom gives him a blowjob.

...cleary _____ ---__ _

Patrick star PISSED off at a piece of cheese.

Evangelist telling a gay man that God hates fags. Then stabbing him in the baseball bat with his baseball bat.

CAR! CAR GO ZOOM! YOU GO ZOOM! YOU GO ZOOM WITH CAR!