Shark dick. It is not a shark's dick. Rather, the dick is also a shark. Does your penis have a dorsal fin? This one does.

Witches are generally made of wood, but this one is not. Jury's out on whether or not you can build a bridge out of her.

What happens when you leave a smiley face out for too long in a moist, warm environment

Jolly green giants greet each other as a house burns in the background.

Ariel is kawaii as shit.

A purse is upset over being labeled a bucket.

Rock monster with saggy boobs is high as shit.