50$ anal beads

Michael J Fox jumps off of shit mountain

A naked Asian male attacks another boy in order to sabotage the annual math bowl

An atomic explosion results in a mushroom cloud, and causes the United States' black president to exclaim, "BOOOM!"

A can of Sprit, a Coc Col product

Ten pounds of beef jerkey

Zeus splitting the earth with a lightning bolt

Dude is stoked that he is so buff he sparkles

Luigi falls into a hole and dies.

The Death Star has a little bit of stubble.

Mass Defect

A very poorly built green house