A pencil sits in shit and says "Fuckin Shit"

Whack-a-fat-guy

*imagine the music from Zelda when you're opening a chest*

The reason we can't have nice things

Leonardo laments that he cannot run with these legs

Pig-man counters your argument with the statement "oink"

A butterfly tells a sunflower "whatevs"

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Decapitated cat uses its whiskers to become a spider

Diglet accidentally interrupts intercourse between Mario and Peach by digging up so fast/hard he sends Mario flying leaving bottomless peach

A ginger wears a shirt saying "Mer" and holds a blue magic wand