"what is like who, but with more 'at' at the end." also, a spoon.

Child with toupee tries to swap out money on a pedestal with sheet music, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.

"Pizza should be RED, not PINK!" "Hey, I'm sorry man, I just work the register here!"

Guy freaking out over his fabulous wig.

Sheep fires a blunderbuss, bullet stays behind, gun goes flying.