Doodle or Die

If you would fondle someones ears without their consent, would that count as ear rape?

Is that a giant tumor on your waist or are you just happy to see me?

Help me, man with squirrels for arms! The pizza faced snake lit my curtains on fire again!

The Game.

A doughnut balloon with rich chocolate frosting and loads of sprinkles.

Maybe the cake isn't a lie, after all...

No clue what that says, just scribbles to me. Draw a carp mauling a dwarf with a sock.

I'm allergic to peanuts.

Is that thing a goat?

Doodle or Die

Looks like me on mondays.

I can't think of anything to draw, or describe, or burn.

So, I'm supposed to chainbreak here? Oh, I am? Uh, in that case, I think it's time for your daily dose.

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