me when I'm shitting rainbows

Ain't nobody got time no fucking time fo' bronchitis!!!

hitler now runs McDonalds... I'd better get out of here, I'm gay and he might put me in one of his gas chamb- hahaha, sorry, I can't lie...

fat guy throwing dead birds

bert is too small to reach the table, so a tall butler is feeding him

The Aristocrats Joke. Go! Search Google! Just do this!

rule 34 for the Food Channel

a girl is getting attacked by giant green bugs while playing something on her PS3

the best fucking christmas evar!!!

Me with one of my shiny new chef knives and chef outfit, stabbing my ex-boyfriend in the jugular and drinking his blood.

rooster with watermelon wings looking at a free bike

a guy that got fired from his job, went home and found his wife cheating on him, and then got told he had cancer with six months to live