Don't be purple and do drugs, kids.

The pink splodge is upset by the fact he can't skip.

A sharp-toothed ghost and a cool strawberry begin their search for porn on an approving macbook

What is it with evil strawberries today? Specifically ones with sunglasses, tommy guns, cigars and fedoras.

The fourteenth red circle I've seen today.

Fucking terrifying pig with huge head and glowing yellow eyes

This is supposed to be a tomato but it's a fucking pitiful doodle that looks like a glacé cherry

The bottom of a wedding dress stands contemplatively by an extremely narrow stream

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