My hat is much bigger than yours

Johnny Swift has a massive Penis.

goatse

African-American blob is floating through space.

Black man no likey da flies.

Side of the road.

There is a pigeon in your bank account...

3 angry blue aliens.

Octopus defacating on a civilian

Budgie the helicopter has lost his rotary blades and refuses the new set the government has issued him (Due to them being to small)

The world exploding

Slimer from ghost busters ejaculating on Ben 10.