"Uh, Dirk, is this more of your confounded irony? Because it's kind of freaking me out..."

Johnlock!

DIRKJAKE DAVEJOHN VRISKAN ROSEMARY JADEKAT SOLKAT HOMESTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Karkat trying to take care of soporslime!Sollux. FLUFFY PLEEEEASE

Draw Kanaya getting all flustered over Rose.

GAMZEE NO STOP

Homestuck: Either Jake confessing his love for Dirk, Dave confessing to John, OR Karkat confessing to Jade. Rosemary is good, too.