Alien teaching the ABC's to .. alien children.

A dancing water melon.

Kawaii poop talking to senpai.

A pokemon.

Devil torturing souls.

Someone hanged themselves! Don't cry!

people with hats.

a rich poop in the forest

Choosing hard mode, INSANITY

SNAKE? or a labyrinth

Calling someone on skype.

Crying man is either drinking himself to sleep or committing suicide by drinking some brown liquid with a bottle labeled "X"