A man whose skull cap has been replaced with a rotary phone dial is in love.

A happy, naked grape dries out in the sun.

Red ants playing basketball on a sunny day.

A fellow feels overwhelmed because he does not know what to do with a mound of quickly-melting sherbet, as a vampiric cloud looms overhead.

A roller coaster full of people is about to fall off the track...

A wall-eyed pig sheds a single tear.

A bear laying on a beach towel, get sunburned.

Mitt Romney trying to convince everyone he's poor like us.

A tomato with a poker face.

A stick man looking for a fight.

A blue moose.

Rainbow coming from a Poptart with a gray cat's tail.