It has been difficult, but Sonic is beginning to vocalize his distrust of moving slowly, although medication has resulted in minor hair loss

Earth is so tsundere towards the sun

it was a mistake for John to buy a scarlet sofa since he knew the scarlet ninjas were out to kill him.

The latest album from the one-hit wonder "Some Shitty Band!", with their latest album "Minaj á Trois"! .... "Four Stars!" - No one

Dad's second job as a pizza delivery guy takes an awkward angle when his daughter opens the door naked... "she said she was at church camp!"

What has science done? A giant ham, lettuce, cheese sandwich is consuming those who would previously have consumed it!

Man gets invisible and invincible mixed up. Despite his claims, we can see him. But can't kill him

this boy is not looking forward to returning home... since his house is sentient and homosexual

This racial slur was actually this gentleman's kill switch and he implodes the minute it leaves his lips

Sun chilling on an upside-down flag of Yemen???

A schoolchild steps on his teacher's hand

Dog bone covered in choccy chips