black guy calls a white guy a guy. white guy is confused ergo both are fucking stupid

Tree scattering seeds while lightning comes off the tree's throwing arms. Lightning seeds?

man happily finds the mall underneath the sun BUT HIS FUCKING KNEES ARE GONNA BURN LIKE A CUNT

FALCON PUNCH.

Carrot shoves his fingers really hard into a sink which is bleeding.

SMURF TAKES AN ARROW TO THE MEME AND BLOWS THE FUCK UP.

Cactus offers a hippy wearign a spirally t shirt the finger of the hippy's evil arch nemesis, a man in a suit with a clean haircut.

bananananaykroyd jumping banana jack shit motherfriggin loving it

Hippy has had so much falafel he's pissing chickpeas.

Mexican guy laughs as two brown rabbits make sweet love.

New Chain

Turtle starts tripping balls in some kind of 80s disco with the melting and shit.

close up of ghastly fuming from his bum

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