Conan the Barbarian vs. The Eleventh Doctor

Your favorite scene in your favorite book.

Charlie Buckett crashes his elevator into the TARDIS. Adventures ensue.

Conan the Barbarian claims the delicious Sharktits after a hard day's battle.

Conan the Barbarian vs. Cthulu

Texas has become sentient

GOTTA GO PAC

TARDIS

So THAT'S why the chicken crossed the road.

The Doctor's Universal Translator is malfunctioning.

NO YOU ARE NOT

You must use the rarely used "L" button.