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Steamed Hams.

Merman Shrek is letting his hat hang out, but in a very classy way.

"We're going to have cunnilingus whether you like it or not."

GOTTA GO FAST

The Emoji Movie 2: Schindler's Contact List.

Doodle or Die

Art: obviously speaks to the painter's great emotional pain and sense of guilt.

Doodle or Die

Autistic Pikachu.

A monkey is disguised as a lion. He's inside somebody's ass.

Two Tic Tacs with Hal 9000 eyes sit in a pile of public hair.

New Chain

A fellow resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?

A transgender prostitute works the corner. It's been a long winter.

An ISIS plots to contaminate our American toxic waste pond with drinkable water.

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