I got 99 problems and one of them was the poisoned cheese I ingested.

Happy birthday to WHYWHYWHY! His/her birthday wish is for more DoD moderators so he can comfortably spend lots of time on his doodles.

NILL BYE THE GCIENCE SUY

I sense your trickery and have grown suspicious. Tread carefully, be you friend or enemy.

reddit guy consumed by shadow (ET)

"Tally ho!" jeered the ship's crew as they sailed into uncharted territory. They were prepared for adventure. (ET)

Aristocratic cheese parade!

The scene where Aladdin is hooked up to a weight and dropped into the ocean, left to die.

Happy birthday to WHYWHYWHY! To celebrate his birthday, spend a lot of time on a really top-notch doodle.

This is the third chain I've seen Adventure Time in. I do believe there is an Adventure Time troll on the loose.

Trees of the dawn

The lower left dot is the correct answer. Press it to progress to the next level. (ET)