You're right. I need to go to bed too.

The death star realizes that it doesn't know how to properly use a drinking fountain.

An adventurer. He has a weapon, cool armor, and a sweet-ass shield. He is fighting a dragon flying above him. (not a wyvern you peasant)

AMERICA, HOME OF THE GREATEST PRODUCTIONS SUCH AS CALL OF DUTY

Sonic ate too many chili dogs

Sonic the hedgehog got an email from the sun saying he "did" Frank.

Mountains are impressed by the beauty of a nearby witch.

A man who is beginning to have doubts over his waifu's existance.