i've got NO idea

High, so fucking high.

She sits silently, I watch from afar, her lovely red breast, her feathers in the wind.

Your teenage dream

a velcro microwave oven

I used to have a ear, now all i've got is this box.

cats got anger issues

cake swan

Johnny always thought he was a sure thing. Shame that the this knick name was his own...

little pet shop or MURDER

If i put on my green evil hat, can I stop my eyes being slanted and red? no...

I AM NOW YOUR STICK MAN MASTER - BOW DOWN AND KISS MY SMALL STICK FEET.