You have been tied town to a chair with barbed wire and are forced between being sodomized with a unicorn's horn or decapitating your cat.

The formula for the summoning of the greater deamon Tzk'drklard has been found, but it only works with red hots on your crotch

Pac man thought that he was immune to love after the ghosts caught his wife, but he could not ignore this ghost

WENDY FROM WENDYS HAS BECOME A CANNIBAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND CUT THROUGH YARDS, CUZ SHE WONT CUT CORNERS!

Lee Sin the blind monk wishes to know what is currently up. He also requests no swag be involved with the answer to his upward queries.

When not busting sick rhymes with his troll bros, Dave quite enjoys mastering the fine art of comic making, such as dorritos.What a sick bag

Lauren said she wanted to try something kinky, but she had no clues of the dangers of the ultra mega flying fellatio technique Phil mastered

Edward has become very distracted by his glittery visage that he has forgotten to pay attention to the road and now faces his demise.

To most it seemed to be an overpriced radish, but a true farmer would know the legendary radish of Yggdrasil, the tree of life.

YOU DONT KNOW?

The lava has escaped the lamps and has begun cussing like sailors

How does my hair stay up like this? I don't know, its always just been gravity defiant.