the cake is a lie

????????????????? Question marks

Im gonna do an internet! WHOAH

dead red steve

Iron golem STRANGLING A man.

Purple jiblets

Steve fell in snow.

A squid, a pig, a ghast, and a creeper smooshed together.

A green line. Seriously? That's it. Step it up guys.

A banana with dirt on top of it, I guess?

Armless, legless, man in purple, attempting to complete a basic arithmetic problem.

Mentally challenged Steve in purple I guess

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