An angry old man, wielding a baseball bat filled with nails!
A Mountie who has been marooned on a tropical island!
A vegetable pooped his pants on an embarrassing first date :(
Qui-gon Jinn's loved ones have been kidnapped by Kindergarten students
A sociopathic salad bowl revels in the carnage of tomatoes being diced.
"...I could be World Champion Worm one day."
Here comes the Pain Train
An Atomic Explosion destroys a town!