The morning after a good shag.
Happy food with v's for arms.
these scientists have discovered that apples in fact are not blueberries. well done them
OFFICER MCBRADY AND DEPUTY PILEOFSHIT PUT AN END TO THOSE WEINERS
A yellow ball with a face saying "oh no", although his happy smile betrays his words.
That isn't even close to pi!
Butterfly tells you to fuck off.
Giant brown penis exclaims "Dude, I'm your dad.." to sad little man.
poop with flies
Cat heaven.
James Bond: The Spy who had really good eye-sight because he promoted carrots as part of a healthy diet.
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