Birthday cake with a card that says eating the cake will make you fat. =)

Man gives another man the STD present. It is recieved with gratitiude.

hitler just wants some juice.

man is torn between his two reflections for valentines.

Yellow fox with purple arm sleeves would rather tweak his nipples all day than anything else.

Hairy mohawk man proudly waves the communist russia flag.

little stick people being tossed into a blender

The orange chair is oddly aroused by the lamp that is turned on.

the black lined boy is quite perturbed by the penis.

This seems to be a stick man, bleeding profusely from the metal antenna in his head.

God with boobs wants a spider to kill it.

The monster from the lagoon says "NO!"

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