A planet destroyer behaving badly

the world was full so we launched the extra people at the giant face in the sky

a cat plans to eat somebody's cheese.... the victim can sense danger

an alien crashes by a tree

the moon tries sabotage the gay space mission

a man telling a lighter to stop intimidating him

a lil pear shaped headed guy not wearing pants (his name is john egbert)

when the box began to explode.... i instantly regretted exchanging my arms for a longer penis

if i wanted yes's i wouldnt have gotten married

a slut uses too many tubes at a water park

a pirate engaging in poetry

a stream of piss flowing between a purple kite and a racial slur