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A voluptuous dot having sexual intercourse with a fourth dimensional entity for the sole purpose of procreation.

Squatting yellow nose monster gives birth to a new world.

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"Oh dear god no"

Crab birds mug a large breasted woman who's shooting fucking jets of water out of her motherfucking armpits. What the shitdicks is this?

Fucking rocks, man.

Gandalf busting a move.

Hitler watching his own prostate inflate to the size of several small minivans.

Aliens. That's it, just aliens.

Polly lop.

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Ethiopian orphans with laser swords, incredibly enraged houses, testicular cancer, and UNBELIEVABLE fifth dimensional cookies.

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Bill Gates with lung cancer strapping two dicks to his feet and skiing into the prophylactic center of the local Toys-R-Us.

A man with a severely deformed jaw, small coat, and leg cancer.

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