Venus of Willendorf

An eyeball has reached a dead-end in it's life

Happyface logo from David Duchovny's "Evolution" film

Happy pink starfish

A bad way to start a day.

Killer heart about to attack a terrified man

A three-legged yellow-headed demon throws snake at a man

Santa, having triumphed over the elves in a ring of honor once more, lifted his own severed leg in the air for all to see.

Woman with overly muscular right arm gracefully pets a happy panda

Three-eyed swedish walrus finally gets the national praise it's been yearning for

a lame halloween mask

a green already sutured and healed scar, below it, a fresh one