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A narwhal greeting his Spanish cousin.

A naked Po-Leeseman with a colossal grin.

A green man praying to his orange penile overlord whilst being abducted by a miniature tripod from Jeff Wayne's "War of the Worlds"

A very strongly coloured Chinese toddler chuckles to himself while flicking grains of rice from the silver spoon he was born with.

A snail lying in a hammock with a face

Ancient engraving that reads "W WAS HERE!!"

A large angelic vibrator commands two blind ducklings wearing black heavy-duty footwear to "get a life, kids"

a very pale man fornicating with Patrick Star's sister

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