Pacman, if he were a chicken drumstick.

Stalin has a new toy.

A cybernetic praying mantis with laser eyes and rocket propulsion.

A pig-cow hybrid is lost at sea. It is trying to signal for help with a sign tried around it's torso.

An alien greets a human without realising that the state of being on fire is fatal to humans. The human is dead already.

A fireman drinks Guinness in a pub, alone.

"Oh, it's you again..."

An elderly moon gets a tin of blue paint emptied over his face. His cane is unscathed, however.

Hitler in a green straightjacket. His arms have also been amputated at the elbows, just to be sure.

Another beheading?

A giraffe hurls ice cubes at a raging inferno in a futile attempt to stem the flames.

He can't Skype because he's only half a coconut.