One of the blue men from the Blue Man Group, after preforming fellatio, proceeds to flip off the world.

It was debilitating, for sure. But Jimmy, the grey man with blonde hair growing from his face, decided to live a little.

"I'll have one", the man said, "But you have to serve it under the bar. It's quite blue up here."

"Dee black tomato!" The midget said. "Yes! My plan is coming forwards!" the midget's master said.

"Uno, mudafuka." The blind man said. "Umm, not to dissapoint you, but you don't have Uno." His friend said. He added 'Those aren't Uno cards

"You can't do this to me!" The sun cried out in anger. "Oh yes I can." The repo man said. "You can't take everything!" The sun whined.

"...and that is how the American Civil War was fought. Any questions?"

"THIS SHOULD WORK!" The cherry said to his friend. The propeller was, at first, slow, but it soon spun so fast, Cherry was in the air!

Grandma, after getting the full body transplant, decided to dance the night away while listening to Michael Jackson.

"Man," the be-mohawk'd boy said, "These UV rays from Earth is making me look like a cast member from the 'Jersey Shore'!"

A red demon proclaims that he is "gonna fuck you all". Whether he will carry out this threat is up to the imagination... thankfully.

"If you want to succeed, you first must crack a few eggs." The man said. "You just killed a man!" The woman said. The man looks like a tumb.