A mystic face in a blue backdrop.

Damn I can't stop eating these potato sticks!

Be sure to dial the heavy medic when you need the attention from the red cross.

One crayon and the other with a bite out of it by a rabid dog

Spiderman fails miserably at building falling apart spiderweb. Get your spidy powers fixed.

Someone brought in a very poor piece of abstract art to "Pawn Stars" store and is kicked out with steel rod up their ass.

Pigmy emaciated kitty play with giant scaly fish ball!

Two dudes standing around a steaming pile of s*it, one with a sweat band on his upper arm.

Marshmallows with arms party it up.

NO NO, I am broccoli, you want the creme brulee...please :(

Zoom Zoom!

Damn I cant wait until the invention of cell phones.