The banana has finally hit rock bottom: No one has eaten it. Feeling no purpose in life, it carefully places itself underneath a shoe.

Mr T won a battle with his inner demons.

The turd pushes the other turd in the water. The sun isn't too pleased by the turd's decision.

MC Hammer is a Timelord.

Jabba's illegitimate child.

These two kids are bullying a younger kid. I kinda feel sorry for the younger kid, actually. I'd give him a hug.

Fuck, man. I don't know. Picasso?

The snot that came out of this person's nose is attacking the poor civilian.

Enin cosplaying as Veruca Salt.

My chewed gum made a home in my dandruff.

It's the dread pirate Roberts! Oh... A sewing kit!

The alien went to McDonald's.