a beet with sunglasses is surfing even though he got an F on his paper

aww poor little kitty, he's sad while he contemplates the meaning of life. cheer up, kitty.

OH GOD THE EARTH IS DEFORMED AND IT'S GROWING LIKE A TUMOR AND NOW IT'S BIGGER THAN THE SUN! LOOK OUT SUN! QUIT SMILING!

you silly cactus, why you drinking all the coffee? cmon, we want some too, don't drink all of it, that's just rude

some queer macculley culkin lookalike motherfucker givin me a boatload of sass

"CDOL" and then there are three blue dots over a purple line above the word, and then the green dots over a purple line under the word

a man being decapitated by the letter D which is attached to a red bow tie and an orange turd

a young man is startled to find a partially on fire woman standing naked in his shower. Boi-oi-oing!

Oh no, Walter White forgot a key ingredient for the meth making process!

D & G. But Gucci Mane is better.

Woman shaving herself. ALL of herself. ;)

someone is steaming a poop snake on a rotisserie over a kettle full of boiling water being heated by a bonfire

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