The sun is saved from drowning by a Life ring, he now wishes to give you a hug.

Man carves strange pattern into his arm as angels look upon him and heave a collective sigh as there will be one less redneck american in heaven.

Person is amazed at how his low expectations were still too high for the new radiohead album.

self portrait by the (doctor)? above the one above me

Man getting a Spider ('cause bitches hate spiders)

Brown and Orange Polka dots

Man gets hit in the face with a pie by superman.

A horse with green hair and a pink body smiles warmly

The holocaust but with men made from discarded apple cores.

Man says "no" to dog who wishes for a bone.

A small asian man being molested by a big black burly dude.

Justin Beiber experiences the pleasure of a man for the very first time, and it's very painful.