a cat dreaming about eating fish

octopus karaoke

I'm so constipated that I've turned green. Maybe I should research better pooping techniques. Maybe I should poop 2.0.

Some smarmy asshole

Sasquatch thinks the remote is a cell phone and is confused by his inability to place a call with it.

green dog woof

James Blonde fixes his bowtie.

delicious watermelon

y'all dickriders

sad fat guy noooo

black sky purple dots

Jigsaw is drunk and French.

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