MY ASS IS ALL THE RIDDLE YOU NEED, BATMAN
When Domino's Pizza says, "Buy one pizza get one half off", they don't mean a pizza. They mean your head!
Santa died for your sins.
WHUUUUUHH???
A reference to that one song by Journey.
A game of hangman gone wrong
CONGRATULATIONS IT'S A ARYAN BOY
Devoid of redemption
Harry Potter asking Voldemort to calm her tits
Two exclamation points interrogate a question mark.
The cat dragon.
Can o coke
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