Nazi poops out an octopus

A man strokes his pet ferret who happens to be vomiting thin strands of black goop all over the place.

Stupid woman walks past the boarding station. Shes gonna miss her train.

Curved eyebrows, 4 fingers, moon eyes, bendy spine, Bald, piglike, 0/10 would not bang.

A red sun in the upper right. Slightly left from the middle is a tilted rectangle with a black circle on it, and two lines going through it.

Guy looks out window.

Chocolate icecream

10th doctor is good with ladies. 11th doctor is not.

Gay rhinoceros with glasses and an alien shirt expresses his love for you.

Farfetch'd crosses the road to get to his pokemon trainer.

A lion made out of fire.

Life hates google+