A skeleton, holding a rainbow flag, perhaps in support of the homosexual community battles a Tour de France bike, maybe it's Lance Armstrong

A man marries a turkey

A spade is...kawaii?

Doodle or Die

Delusional doodleordie artist convinces himself that his girlfriend Sandy Palm is pregnant.

Eye of the potato

A robot dives underwater only to meet an untimely end when a drill plows into him

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Doodle chain.

New Chain

Terrance and Phillip from South Park eat a banana each eating one end and about to kiss, their cheeks are flushed and they are embarrassed.

Doodle or Die

A girl is sad her batteries died in her vibrator

Tucan Sam is sad in rainbow rain

New Chain

Doodleordie logo

A man hires a prostitute and it ends up being his daughter and at first he's like ...no... but then he fucks her

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