The dove of peace is on the dong, and it is beautiful. ACCEPT IT INTO YOUR BOSOM.

Doodle or Die

Disco Jesus' wings are blackened and burning, oh noes!

A pig laments, for its legs and ears have been STOLEN!

Happy man talks to black-robed figure

Doodle or Die

A naked Asian lady proclaims she will get revenge on the green octopus for fondling her private bits. Maybe she'll make him into sushi.

Doodle or Die

This is bringing a whole new meaning to COPping a feel...

A wide-eyed politician

A musical note greets his father

New Chain

A GIGANTIC SANDWICH devours a city of puny humans, and nothing can stop it. NOT EVEN BATMAN.

Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.

Blonde girl is very offended

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