soldier is three years old

Engie seductively awaits a prostate exam.

Heavy decided that his wang needed to see better and so he put Medic's glasses on it. Medic is very uncertain of how to feel about this.

Scout feels that he must increase his forward acceleration.

... Gynecology...?

Medic writes an erotic fanfic about everybody gangbanging him.

Soldier's awkward attempt at positive social interaction.

Spy is looking positively FABULOUS in drag. And what other than a thin handlebar mustache to really bring together the ensemble?

RONALD MCDONALD DEMOMAN ROFL

Demoman is thrilled with a brick of Australium.

Scout is twerking up above someone else's butt.

Sniper and Spy are fighting, which makes Scout sad.