A cheese grater murders shrek with a knife.

Shrek turtle was so frightened that he wet himself

METAL \m/

A pony is about to vomit. I hope it dies.

Shrek riding Donkey while playing tonsil-hockey with Fiona.

Sexy egg in high heels wins at Texas Hold'em

An angel stares intensely at a man with a gun; they're in love.

Why? ;_;

A giant ant named Dave is shooting laser beams out of his eyes at an orange ninja with a shurikan.

A manly tear for the dude in the cool 80s shades

It's your birthday! Here's a clown with balloons and a cupcake just for you!

Emo kid thanks you