An adorable, purple, phallus shaped monster. It has green and brown eyes, a happy little smile, blue banana arms and is inside a bubble.

Mitt Romney approves this hanging!

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God and his idea to build the world.

A burnt corn chip with his dingaling showing.

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He's a car.

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There once was a girl named Dot, who was super fucking hot. She had nice eyes and made yum pies, so I went in and raided the cot.

Two people with very large bottoms indulging in a warm embrace.

Quadriplegic cephalopod feeding Saturn some holy cheese.

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