Man lying face down with a nosebleed wearing nothing but red pumps giving a thumbs up. Must've been REALLY good sex.

Luigi's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario's ulcer explodes and he is unable to tell Luigi to stop being racist

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An unlucky audience-goer got "Carrot Top'd up," which evidently entails murder.

The maternal precedent of the female known as 'Stacy' appears to be undergoing the process of "going on."

Drink more water. A public service announcement from the World Hydration Organization.

Eye in a frame

A single astronaut drifts in space.

A message on a phone says "We're [unintelligible] Dying HAHA"

Pink-haired horse with a butterfly on it

Someone burning a guitar for warmth, saying "This wood is so gud."

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