That's a nice monkey you have there. It'd be a shame if you lost it. My buddy Chaz, he sells "insurance"...

What is a "Wolverene" and how can I obtain one?

A cat with a rocket strapped to it. I think we can all relate.

Chris Brown: "I was the murder weapon!"

Why so smiley?

Turtles love grapes!

> You are now in a threesome with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

The book is mightier than the gun.

You are now running away from an Apatosaurus. What do you do?

An Adam's apple who just happens to be attached to a curly mustache and a top hat by way of a very thin man.

Face it, you're addicted to the internet.

I have no idea who that is but I feel like I should be able to recognize it